The QoolQuad presents...
Q: Why was Adam's first day so long?
A: Because there was no Eve!
Q: In what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
A: Early in the fall!
Q: Where do fish keep their savings?
A: In a riverbank!
Q: What do you call a doctor who melts in the sun?
A: A plastic surgeon!
Q: If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what is a green house made of?
Q: Where does a frog hand in its coat?
A: Into a croak-room!
Dishes the police! Open up!
Q: What did the father bee say when he got to his hive?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips! (two lips)
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that steps on everything in its way?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Q: What did the pig say on the very hot summer day?
A: "I'm bacon!"
Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A: A walkie-talkie!