The QoolQuad presents...
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Q:
Why was Adam's first day so long?
A: Because there was no Eve!
Q:
In what season did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
A: Early in the fall!
Q:
Where do fish keep their savings?
A: In a riverbank! Q: What do you call a doctor who melts in the sun? A: A plastic surgeon!
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If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue
bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass!
Q:
Where does a frog hand in its coat?
A: Into a croak-room! Knock, knock! Who's there? Dishes! Dishes, who? Dishes the police! Open up!
Q:
What did the father bee say when he got to his hive?
A: "Honey, I'm home!"
Q:
What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips! (two lips)
Q:
What do you call a dinosaur that steps on everything in its way?
A: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! Q: What did the pig say on the very hot summer day? A: "I'm bacon!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa baa shop!
Q:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A: A walkie-talkie! Knock,
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Series by Christopher P. N.
Maselli!© 2002 Christopher P.N. Maselli - This is a fictional website. No information is being collected from this site. |