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Why are robots cool?

Because they use cool-int.

This is the coolest robot ever!!!

“Potato is a curse word.”

MR. Robot

“Wow thats awesome!” “You know what else is awesome ghost’s eating pizza.”

Ghost eating Pizza

This is the coolest ghost ever!!!

“Robots are not as cool as pizza.”

Phil the Ghost
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People

If you ever get bored punch an orphan.

What are they going to do tell their parents

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People

Why can’t orphans play Baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

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Animal

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Animal

Why did the fish not cross the rode?

Because it’s a fish it can’t walk.

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Food

A man walked into a bar, the bartender said you can have a free drink if you can grab one of the steaks hanging in the air. If you don’t get the steak you have to buy everyone else a drink.

The man said no thanks the steaks are too high.

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Toilet

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the rode?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

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Animal

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.